Movie Cast For The Brigade

Right, we've been "casting" some of the Master's other books. After much cogitation, here's my ideal cast for the movie version of The Brigade:

Zack Hatfield: Viggo Mortenson
Lennart Ekstrom: Fred Thompson
Charlie Washburn: Fred Ward
Cat Lockhart: Mark Wahlberg
Christina Ekstrom: Dominique Swain
Kicky McGee: Brittany Murphy
Jimmy Wingo: Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Jackson: Ben Foster
Wayne Hill: Topher Grace
Annette Ridgeway: Tara Reid
Jamal Jarvis: That nigger from "Law and Order"
Lainie Martinez: Salma Hayek
Ted Lear: Bill Pullman
Julia Lear: Jennifer Aniston
Erica Collingwood: Erika Christensen
Charlie Randall: Jason Stratham
Barry Brewer: Jeremy Renner

How am I doing?

-Jack

[2009 response to comment on this post: no, Mark Wahlberg is not a Jew. He is a former bricklayer who actually did prison time for hatecrime for assaulting two gooks and who periodically has to deny to the Hollywood establishment that he is a racist.]

Other Works

How many people here are familiar with Mr. C.'s NON Northwest material? How many people have read non-Northwest Covington novels and which ones?